I wish my day away, all day, every day

Why the crapdamnit to hell and back again am I not rich ?! I think my only chances of surviving adulthood is to mary some rich dude, and then use all his hard earned money on stuff like this..

...well maybe by then I wouldn't buy stuff like this. But if someone were to give me $10000000000000000000000000 today for shopping only it I'd definitely spend it on those 3 great summer outfits..